Entry
They wanted more of you — here and now.
Why greet them with a menu?
A rabbit hole keeps them. A menu loses them.
Don't answer yet. Fall in. Come back later — something will have changed.
Immersion
Then you send them into a scavenger hunt. Flat link pages treat every destination as equal. A rabbit hole does not.
They didn’t come for a directory. They came for more of you.
One side is rented — and increasingly treated as spam. The other side is yours.
The next doors are open ↓
The Lobby
Eight works on the wall. A random piece turns and shows the data behind the hole.
The wall keeps moving. Leave. Come back. New hanging.
Living Proof
I built GoonTopia first — for myself. These numbers are the last 7 days. The spike below is what happens when the door is a world instead of a menu.
From a near-zero baseline. Last 7 days. The curve is still climbing.
Organic social hits 85%. People don’t bounce. They stay inside the hole.
1.37 views per session. Scroll events on 68% of users. They’re moving through it.
24 sessions from Instagram alone. The link-in-bio finally has somewhere worth landing.
Mobile 80. Immersive does not mean slow. Atmosphere without the lag.
Three perfect 100s on PageSpeed. Discoverable. Accessible. Built to last.
Tap a card to turn it
Engagement climbing — last 7 days, and still rising
Organic Social 85% engagement — Instagram is the door; the site is the room
Real sources — IG, X, Bluesky, search. Not bots. Not vanity.
They explore — Homepage, Doors, Sachet, Privacy. Depth, not bounce.
US-led, global reach — seven countries in the last 7 days
Desktop 95 — Accessibility, Best Practices, SEO all 100
Mobile 80 — still perfect 100s on Accessibility, Best Practices, SEO
The same sequencing. The same respect for attention. Come back tomorrow — the facts will have changed. The doors will still open.
Trust
Someone was moved enough to leave the feed and find you. Then you hand them eight equal doors and hope. Most pick none. The rest bounce out to a platform that owns the relationship — and can flag the door shut. Interest became friction. Dependency became risk.
Money is not the first conversation. Curiosity is. Trust is. Participation is. When the offer appears after those, it doesn’t feel like a pitch — it feels like the next natural step.
Most link-in-bio links are flagged as spam. Instagram and more places are banning the services themselves. Link-in-bio pages cannot use SEO — the authority stays with the platform; you rank for nothing. Many creators end up with a website and a link-in-bio site and pay for both while they cannibalize each other. Two doors. Split attention. Double cost. Zero search equity. Platforms are doors. They are not the house. A custom domain is not a known spam domain. Real pages can rank. One owned rabbit hole replaces the rented tool: domain, code, sequence, tone, and search that still works when everything else gets banned.
A side tunnel
Somewhere in this hole: a comic about the machine that greets creators after the click. Different strip every visit.
Participation
Tap the platforms and channels you have. The site will read the shape of your ecosystem — not count the chips.
Proof unlocks below ↓
Proof
The work was intimate. The first click still felt like a vending machine — equal links, no sequence, attention leaving immediately.
Visitors didn’t need more links. They needed more of the creator before the exits. Platforms were competing with presence instead of following it.
Threshold → presence → free trust material → participation → only then external doors → monetization when desire already existed.
Last 7 days: 37 users, 60.8% engagement, Instagram leading, perfect SEO scores. The hole holds attention.
I never clicked on a link tree the first time I entered. I would only try and return a second time (and I usually need a third) if that person is really really important to me.
Sell me! Those link-trees are a scavenger hunt that leads you to paywalls and registrations. Dude, I just wanted to get to know you better.
So I decided to take matters into my own hands and build the proper thing.
When you chase something, usually it will run away in the other direction. Chasing instills antagonism.
So if you chase money, you will deflect and repel it from you.
Look at Rolls-Royce. They don’t chase a buck. They create the highest quality, with the best service, and people are happy to pay.
When you provide real value, with good service, then there is no shame in asking for true value.
The method
Don’t read the process. Walk it.
You are not looking at a sales page.
You are standing inside the product.
Leave if you want. The hole will still be here when you come back.
When you’re ready →No rush. The engagement is one door among many.
Field notes
Strategy, OnlyFans pages, and the case against Linktree — written in the open so search can find them. Full posts. Images are secondary.
What to put on the page your fans actually land on — before the paywall, before the list of links. Ownership, sequence, and why rented tools keep costing you.
Platforms are doors. They are not the house. How to design the journey your audience takes when they leave the feed.
Shared domains, spam flags, zero search equity. What a real alternative looks like when you own the rabbit hole.
Accessibility
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